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But you're dating a douchebag
Girl you're so fine
And I wish you were mine
But you're dating a douchebag
Girl, he quotes himself, is that your type?
Girl, says you look great then he's like "psych"!
Girl, he's wearing sunglasses at night
Wut?!
Girl, he says your parents make him sad
Girl, he says it just to make you mad
Girl, he says you're the second best he's ever had
Wut?!
Maybe I should just keep my stupid mouth shut
But he's been with half the school, yet he calls you his slut
Girl you're so fine
And I wish you were mine
But you're dating a douchebag
Girl you're so fine
And I wish you were mine
But you're dating a douchebag
I just wish that I could hold your hand
Find a way to make you understand
He always talks about how he's the man
And we all know that's not a real tan
Girl you're so fine
And I wish you were mine
But you're dating a douchebag
Girl you're so fine
And I wish you were mine
But you're dating a douchebag
Maybe I should just keep my stupid mouth shut
But seeing you with him is such a pain in my butt
Girl you're so fine
And I wish you were mine
But you're dating a douchebag

There’s no problem in dating someone who doesn’t have a lot of free cash flowing, but if he never tries to do anything nice for you or show you that he appreciates you, then you got a certifiable douche bag on your hands and you need to evacuate the building.


Dating douchebag quotes

Dating douchebag quotes